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PostSubject: nice jokes   Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:30 am

The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick?
"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion.
"The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too
A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi
B:yes,sir.You are a taxi…………..
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: " Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:34 am

I like the last one
one day may be i will need it


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JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: " Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework




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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:52 pm

JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: " Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework

THis one so cooooool and i will try to do it with D.Abdulqader
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:12 am

oh Very Happy yes ,It is a good idea Laughing
but, I do not advice you to try use it Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:23 am

Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:11 am

ok Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:53 am

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:36 am



Quote :
master revulation ,

I like this new Very Happy name



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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:34 am

lol! u just now laugh about my spealing (revulation)< my new name Laughing , rather than u correcting me .
ok i will correct it by my self Crying or Very sad (revolution )
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:45 am

Indeed I am one of the most lovers of jokes
and thank you about yours even I don‘t like some




dear tawfeeq or (maser revolution) the new name lol! I agree with you because
it is time to do what we want to do specially with D.Abolkader or D. Abdolqawi
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:01 am

No Tawfeeq I dnot laugh about your spealing (revulation ) every one will be make mistake, In real, I dont note for the spealing, I note for the meanning of the word itself , I really sorry for that , you misunderstand me

ok master revolution Smile
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:19 am

your jokes are farcial especially the last one I hope to get another jokes from you
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:18 pm

loooool, Indead lol! Hassan u welcome man
Lubna doesn‘t matter we are correcting each other, thank u .

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:38 pm

I do not agree with u Hassan,becouse the doctors u mentioned are the best doctors in our college
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:50 pm

Wow , what the good in them Ebtesam ?

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:21 pm

First of all Dr:Abdulkadder made us feel more cnfedent
Then I will talk about Dr:Abdulqawi who I consider him the greatest doctor after Dr:Al_Huthifi becouse he explains each and every points and makes the subject so easy.We are the problem not them,we should improve our language by ourself.

I want to tell u sth,believe me after your graduation you will remember and thank them


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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:32 pm

Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:50 pm

yaa Ebtessam
the doctors who I have mentioned may be they are good for you because they gave you high marks but bad for us.
are you with me ?
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:42 am

what u said Hassan I had heard it a lot from different people but I want to clarify sth that no doctors give me marks from his pocket !


Are u with me Hassan or not?
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:09 am

Yes,I‘m with you about this point but not with you about our doctors specially D.Abdulkader and hid homeworks
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:20 am

Ok, what about doctor Qawi?????????????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:25 am

For me , he is better than kader from every respect
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Thu May 12, 2011 3:08 am

looooooooooooooool It,s a nice jokes especaily that show below so Very Happy thanks Very Happy
Very Happy you remind me what I have done when I was child. Very Happy
Very Happy
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: " Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Fri May 13, 2011 3:52 am

sorry it's not funny this is the truth
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PostSubject: Re: nice jokes   Sun May 15, 2011 4:54 am

Shakespeare .... if you don‘t like these jokes
throw yourself to the sea and it will be funny


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